at this point, nothing was really that shocking anymore. he'd been very leisurely relaxed in the light of the sun, napping with a book against his lap, the warm breeze rushing over him and the next minute he was falling down some strange rabbit hole. being as rational as he was, or perhaps it was just because he was in some ways excessively apathetic, akaashi had naturally thought he was dreaming. he went along with the upside down ticking clocks and the pianos that played themselves with a general disinterest. his dreams had never gotten like this before but, you know, there's a first time for everything. he'd landed pretty hard when he finally made it and had come face to face with a very dashing humanoid rabbit. that was probably another indication he'd been dreaming, seeing as how this rabbit had been full rabbit, wearing a waistcoat and dealing with a pocket watch when akaashi had first seen him. it was then that it was explained that it was dangerous for a human to be in wonderland. what the hell was a wonderland?
after a lengthy explanation and a lot of posturing, the rabbit had decided the only course of action was to take him into wonderland and help him fit in a little better. glancing down at his school uniform he'd noted how dirty he'd gotten and scoffed. must be a nightmare then if he was getting so much mud and dirt on expensive school uniforms. with a laugh, the rabbit had grabbed his hand and lead him through the forest, out towards what appeared to be a blossoming town. akaashi did not miss the way the trees seemed to bend on forever towards the sky or around them. there was something mystical in the way they touched the sky, big thick canopies provided near-darkness even though it was daytime. now he could finally take a look at where he landed and the people here. still convinced this was all in his head, akaashi unabashedly looked the white rabbit up from head to toe. the ears and tail were one thing, though they looked amazingly soft to the touch, so much so that he almost reached out to grab at his illusion's fluffy tail. he noticed quickly, however, that his outfit was something strange in itself. refined and sophisticated was his suit, something like out of the victorian era. he had the pocket watch, the waistcoat, and the gloves to match.
taking note that akaashi was indeed dirty, the white rabbit had effortlessly guided him through town--despite earlier touting about how late he was going to be for some very important date--and towards a tailor. akaashi was told he 'simply needed to be fitted' in order to not draw suspicion upon himself. without much protest, he'd allowed the woman with the cat ears and tail to measure him, almost intrusively, before she sat down at some intensely magical sewing machine. while that was being done he sat to talk with the white rabbit, to get more information about this dreamworld he'd stumbled into. far be it from akaashi to want to admit that, maybe, he wasn't dreaming and that, maybe, he really was in some bizzaro universe. when his clothes were finished, akaashi found himself even more skeptical as he was ushered into a room to change into them. just what were they playing at here? staring down at the clothes in his hands he realized that this was a little excessive; thigh-high stockings, a dress, a bow? where the hell did that go? scoffing, though not because of the dress but because of the absurdity of being made wear something so flashy (how was this going to not draw attention to himself, it was bright blue?), akaashi sat down and stared at himself and then the clothes he was given.
outside the room he could hear the rabbit talking as he started to shuck off dirty clothing, almost blanching at the fact everything had been made for him, including a pair of what was definitely panties sporting ruffles on the back. what in the absolute world was he getting into here? and why the need? to draw back suspicion...whose? with more questions than answers, he sighed and tugged on those plus the thigh-highs, striped as they were. he was in the midst of unzipping the dress when the door opened and shocked him, a flush rushing into his face immediately. the rabbit stood there, completely unashamed, smiling as he'd been the whole time. "do you mind?" he barked, holding the dress in front of himself as he scoffed again.
ok so here's the drill; i'm doing a multi-part smut-filled alice in wonderland adventure with akaashi here cause why not? this is the first part, his journey into wonderland with the white rabbit--if you've ever read alice in sexland it was inspired by that cause i love that series my bad. anyway, his clothes are dirty, the white rabbit has taken him to get fitted for something else within one of the towns in the kingdom, so here you go, have at him white rabbit ;D