AU IDEAS / PROMPTS
feel free to claim these if u wanna thread with me LOL
Character A owns a cat. Like most cats, said cat is allowed free roam both indoors and outdoors. Character A doesn’t give much thought to the fact that their cat is only around half of the time. Then the cat disappears and Character A, worried, creates missing posters. Character B answers the call for help stating that the cat on the poster looks very much like their own cat. Character A and Character B meet and realize that they have been sharing the same cat for several years now and are forced to consider what they should do regarding ownership.
Soul mate AU wherein humans are divinely assigned soul mates via small cards, much like how a teacher might assign partners for a school project. However the cupids that slip the humans their cards sometimes have a nasty sense of humor. And, no, you’re not allowed to trade.
❛ say it again so i know you mean it ❜
❛ i understand this world broke you ❜
❛ nothing in this world was promised or belonged to you anyway ❜
❛ you treat them like they have a heart like yours, but not everyone can be as soft and as tender ❜
“I’m feeling very emotionally vulnerable right now so just hold my damn hand.”
“I would just like to remind you that I love you before I destroy you in laser tag.”
'I thought that if I surrounded myself with beautiful things, then maybe I would become beautiful too. '
'You gotta hand it to the little suckers; lining your car with tin foil and using the Arizona heat to their advantage was an annoyingly brilliant way to make an enormous amount of popcorn.'
'You’re always saying that if it isn’t broken, don’t fix it. You also claim that the world isn’t broken, but I say it still needs fixing. Maybe it needs to be smashed to pieces before things can get good.'
'Somewhere in the distance, Clair de Lune is playing. '
asscreed au, that's it, that's the au, idk anything else